A Web Design Process That’s Easier Than Any Stripper

Let’s face it, strip clubs house some of the easiest women out there. I’m not knockin their career choice at all because we all know their main target audience is more than willing to make it rain on a daily basis. These girls will do whatever it takes to get that dollar, and in some cases, I mean anything. Now it’s been a long time since I’ve been to one of these fine establishments, and this is because #1. I’m the kind of guy that stays clear of these joints when I have a girlfriend and #2. I can’t bring myself to spend that kind of money. True, I’d probably go if my girlfriend was down and it happened like once a year at most so I could afford it, but it’s not my standard date night venue.

Now when I talk about easy, I mean the amount of effort is extremely low, the skill level can almost be beginner, and the time requirement is equivalent to a night out with the guys. Likewise, your girlfriend and wallet will probably be happier after you create a badass website versus coming home with a three digit bar tab receipt and Destiny’s number written on your hand in lipstick. I’m sure of that. So this post will show you how to create your own website and a step by step process that you can easily follow. And please, come back and refer to it anytime. Feel free to print it out and tape it to the wall near your desk. It’s that epic!

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11 WordPress Plugins That Will Get You Laid

11 WordPress Plugins That Will Get You Laid ImageUPDATE: I have since written a new list of favorite plugins. Check that out here… Best FREE WordPress Plugins

When was the last time you had sex? Well I assume you’ve been spending countless hours, weeks, and even months working on your website, but no time in the room where all the magic happens.

Your site is a disaster: broken links everywhere, tons of spam comments, SEO tactics from 1995, and let’s not even talk about what your site looks like on a mobile device. You have all this anger built up inside you since nothing is going your way when it comes to your online presence, and it has taken a toll on your love life.

Are you ready to give up or do you want to know a few secrets that will get your sex drive back into spring break mode? Good, I thought so. Now throw on those shades, apply some sunscreen, and break out the tequila & shot glasses… it’s time to get crazy!

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