14 Reasons Why I’m Not Your Friend

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Are we friends on Facebook? Do I follow you on Twitter? If so, you must be a badass. Seriously, it takes a lot for me to want to be connected with certain people online. Sure, you are cool in real life, but I’m not interested in hearing about how bad your life sucks and that life isn’t fair via Facebook status updates. Is this you?

On the flip side, there are people that I am friends with on Facebook, I “like” their business page, and I follow them on Twitter. Most likely these people are cool as hell in person, they post things on their Facebook page that I find interesting/hilarious, they post things on their business page occasionally that shows off their creative talents, and they seem to post inspiring tweets on Twitter. I love these people!

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