A Web Design Process That’s Easier Than Any Stripper

Let’s face it, strip clubs house some of the easiest women out there. I’m not knockin their career choice at all because we all know their main target audience is more than willing to make it rain on a daily basis. These girls will do whatever it takes to get that dollar, and in some cases, I mean anything. Now it’s been a long time since I’ve been to one of these fine establishments, and this is because #1. I’m the kind of guy that stays clear of these joints when I have a girlfriend and #2. I can’t bring myself to spend that kind of money. True, I’d probably go if my girlfriend was down and it happened like once a year at most so I could afford it, but it’s not my standard date night venue.

Now when I talk about easy, I mean the amount of effort is extremely low, the skill level can almost be beginner, and the time requirement is equivalent to a night out with the guys. Likewise, your girlfriend and wallet will probably be happier after you create a badass website versus coming home with a three digit bar tab receipt and Destiny’s number written on your hand in lipstick. I’m sure of that. So this post will show you how to create your own website and a step by step process that you can easily follow. And please, come back and refer to it anytime. Feel free to print it out and tape it to the wall near your desk. It’s that epic!

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CSS, Firebug, & Sprites Oh My!

Sprites Background Image CSS HTML Eight Deuce

I just finished up my second week at my new full-time job and I’m relaxing on this Friday night. I’m sharing the leather couch with our feline roommate who seems to be an OCD germaphobe since he’s always bathing. I’m writing from my phone and the music is shuffling in the background… 30 Seconds To Mars, Pussycat Dolls, Kanye, Snoop, Lady Gaga, Scorpions, Eminem, Firehouse, Halestorm, you know… the usual. The job and the people are great! Within the first ten days, I’ve already gained a ton of info that will help me now and in the future in the area of web design. I wish I had really sat down and learned about these tools year ago, but hey, the best time to learn is always right now.

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